Random Chart for Lazy Blog Posts

Roll d6

1	[Cue the sound of the tundra wind.] You couldn't get your shit together sufficiently to even scrape together even a half-assed post. Get free roll on Real Life Chart B.
2	“Hot Elf Chick”. If I have to explain it, you forfeit a roll on this chart. -2 on next roll if you expend extra energy trying to put a clever or socially-meaningful twist on the post.
3	“Now class, Coach Hand is sick today, so we have this El Cid filmstrip to watch.” Post YouTube video, or Frazzeta picture if hard pressed. Bonus 1d4 lazy points if you remember that you posted it last year.
4	“PieLover over on Dexterity Armor Class Bonus blog...” Instead of writing that comment on someone else's page you just go ahead and post that badboy with a linkback as your own post for the day. +1 on Karmic rolls if it's a lower-traffic blog. -1 on next Lazy Day roll if more than one other blogger has posted likewise.
5	“What did Gary intend when he wrote Missile Fire Cover and Concealment Adjustments in the DMG?” Open preferred edition gamebook to random page. Quote extensively from said selection and top with open-ended questions. Eschew commentary and/or analysis over two sentences or post will polymorph into Not-So Lazy Post on a failed save against Petrification.
6	If you can still move your hand, roll again twice.

Chart additions and modifiers, dear readers?

[Editor's Note, this post on Zalchis is awesome.]