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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Robo-Dwarf as Monster

Robo-Dwarf
No. Enc.: 1d6 (3d4)
Alignment: Neutral or Chaotic (Evil)
Movement: 60’ (20’)
Armor Class: 3 (or 8 buck naked)
Hit Dice: 1+1
Attacks: 1 (weapon)
Damage: Weapon
Save: D1
Morale: 10
XP: 25

Rogue Robo-Dwarves will on occasion be encountered as NPC monsters in the wild and underground. Robo-Dwarf war cries of binary numbers and smell of dusty primrose strike fear into the organic heart chambers of humans and other bipedal life-forms. When encountered in groups over five, a 2 HD leader possessing a one-charge Baton of Poison Gas (20-foot radius, Robo-Dwarves immune) will be present.  
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6 comments:

  1. Mike D.February 14, 2012 at 3:05 PM

    Love the rod of poison gasses.

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  2. Peter RobbinsFebruary 14, 2012 at 3:06 PM

    "Rod of Poison Gas" - perfect. Love Flight Of The Conchords.

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  3. Chris KutalikFebruary 14, 2012 at 3:08 PM

    Amended to Baton of Poison Gas, sounded somehow more appropriate. Now I have to think of a way to work in their David Bowie in Space song.

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  4. Mike D.February 14, 2012 at 3:19 PM

    Or a racist dragon.

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  5. Jack GuignolFebruary 14, 2012 at 4:24 PM

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  6. Jack GuignolFebruary 14, 2012 at 4:24 PM

    They need telecopiv nipple antennae to transmit DATA BACK TO EARTH!

    (Also, I misread this at first as Hobo-Dwarves, which are somehow scarier.)

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