# | Name | Description |
1 | Mother Feketa | Mummified, animate matriarch who rules her tenement block from a tub of heated mud. Gives quests in exchange for gossip and scented soaps. |
2 | Pan Jaroslav the Blue | A melancholic duelist who fights only on Tuesdays. Claims to be 132 years old. Lives in a roofless manse. |
3 | Radu of the Clock-Spine | Hunchbacked watchmaker with a literal mechanical spine. Can rewind time 3 seconds—but only once a week. |
4 | Cousin Ondrej the Not Shark | Local loudmouth and self-proclaimed revolutionary. Knows every secret, none of them true. Smells like fish. |
5 | Auntie Lujza | Retired god-botherer. Still receives faint signals from long-dead deities. Collects divine offal. |
6 | Velko "the Slightly Transparent" | Permanently half-phased into the ether. Mostly helpful, sometimes screams with voices not his own. |
7 | Tatka and Patka | Siamese-twin tax assessors. One is lawful evil, the other deeply chaotic good. |
8 | Father Svoboda | Defrocked priest of the Sun Lord. Drinks heavily. Carries sacred honey cakes. |
9 | Anka the Sighing Widow | All five of her husbands died in tragic, yet somehow hilarious ways. Her tears summon minor spirits of pathos. |
10 | Bohumil the Devourer | Town bureaucrat with a vast appetite for paperwork. Secretly a minor demon of municipal efficiency. |
