"Fast Packs" for Boot Hill

I am a little behind in prepping for the Boot Hill Cantons mini-campaign I was going on about a few days back, but here's something of potentially wider use for folks running Boot Hill and other western campaigns. Texas-sized thanks to those beautiful broken minds on this Google Plus thread that helped me crowdsource the baroquely over-done table at the bottom. 

Starting Gear

All starting characters come with cheap but functional range clothes, bed roll, canteen, poor-quality horse and $5 to their name. Roll on the following charts for the rest of your gear.

Distinctive Piece of Finery

Pick or Roll d20 Once

1	Buckskin Jacket
2	No Name Poncho
3	Ten-Gallon Hat
4	Civil War kepi
5	Threadbare Butternut Confederate Artillery Jacket
6	Union Cavalry Uniform pants and suspenders
7	Furry Bear Coat
8	Top Hat
9	Sombrero, Campesino
10	Sombrero, Mariachi band-style
11	Bolo Tie
12	White Mexican Federale uniform, patched
13	Derby, arrow-stuck
14	Cowboy Hat, bullet ridden
15	Duster, bloody cuffed
16	Beaver Coat, full length
17	Spanish Boots, Spanish Leather
18	Fancy Mexican Riding Boots, silver spurred
19	Chaps, sequined
20	Calico Dress

Hogpieces and Other Primary Killin' Implements

Roll d10 Once

1	Repeating Rifle, 9-shot
2	Double-Barrel Shotgun
3	Fast Draw Revolver, 5-shot
4	Fast Draw Revolver, 6-shot
5	Single Action Revolver, 5-shot
6	Single Action Revolver, 6-shot
7	Buffalo Rifle
8	Civil-War Repeating Rifle
9	Repeating Carbine, 6-shot
10	Three Sticks of Dynamite, short fuse

More Killin' Dee-vices

Roll d10 or Pick Twice

1	Comanche Lance
2	Big Ass Bowie Knife
3	Throwing Knife (x2)
4	Tomahawk
5	Single-Shot Derringer (x2)
6	Two-Shot Derringer
7	Old, but Well-Oiled Cap & Ball Revolver
8	Long-Barrel Revolver
9	Calvary Sabre
10	Rusted Scatter Gun, 10% chance of it exploding when fired.

Random Crap

Roll d100 Twice

01	Dead US Marshal's Badge
02	Silver-Plated Single Action Revolver
03	Tombstone
04	Three coils of 60-foot rope
05	Small herd of goats (five)
06	Stubborn Old Mule named after an Old Sweetheart
07	Braying donkey named King's Kent
08	Silent mute “trail wife” but loyal
09	Hillbilly Musket (treat as Army Rifle)
10	A velvet-lined coffin
11	Silver whiskey flask with monogram
12	30 Silver Dollars
13	Keg of Gunpowder marked XXX
14	Ten pounds of Deer Jerky
15	Three jugs of corn liquor
16	Holy Bible with cut out derringer space
17	Gold snuff case
18	Two pounds of chewing tobacco and spitoon
19	Bottle of Scotch, peaty
20	Amputation hacksaw
21	Prison manacles and chain
22	A set of spurs pitted and rusted
23	Rattlesnake, live
24	Guitar or banjo
25	Lonesome-sounding harmonica
26	Grave-diggin' shovel
27	Pocket watch on chain, Dad's
28	The prospector's will
29	Bearer bonds (50% confederate)
30	William Blake poetry, slim volume
31	tobacco, wacky, 2 "twists"
32	Small pouch of gold dust
33	6 silver bullets
34	Assorted ladies hosiery
35	Deck of cards, marked
36	Deck of cards, unmarked
37	Piano tuning equipment (fork, hammer, mutes)
38	Old cracker tin containing several peyote buttons
39	Wooden leg, pilfered
40	Dime store novels, random assortment
41	music box
42	String of Chinese coins
43	One-horned ox
44	Dentistry kit
45	Undertaker's tools
46	Bible, natty
47	Miniature Vest Bible, steel-backed
48	Three sasquatch teeth
49	Scalps, notable figures
50	Scalps, comrades
51	Diploma, college
52	Dead or Alive Wanted poster, you
53	Dead or Alive poster, twin brother
54	Bullwhip, lovingly maintained
55	Clark Stanley's Snake Oil Liniment, Made From Genuine Rattlesnakes
56	Pabst's Okay Special (22% alcohol, take 2 teaspoons 3x daily)
57	Dr. Wengert's Hepatica Pills
58	Dromgooles Bitters
59	The Mormon Elders' Damiana Wafers, for Strengthening the Brain, Nerves, and Sexual Organs
60	Crane's Laxative Mint Chewing Gum
61	Kickapoo Indian Sagwa Renovator
62	Jayne's Vermifuge
63	Saddlebags with secret compartments
64	Ridiculously ornate shotgun, small bore, once used by a Portuguese Duke to shoot partridges.
65	Worn but still razor-sharp skinning knife.
66	2 pound bag of coffee beans
67	Coffee hand mill
68	Autograph book
69	Ten Confederate gold pieces
70	Gold pocket watch
71	Vial of nitroglycerine with dropper
72	French's ladies' underwear, made in Chicago. Red satin & black lace
73	Cargo manifest and letters taken off a Civil War smuggler/blockade runner
74	Domino mask or red handkerchief, conceals identity perfectly
75	Crystal skull, stolen
76	Head in a box wrapped in brown paper and string
77	Last letter from a famous gunslinger
78	Hound dog, scrawny but tenacious
79	Child named William
80	Branding irons in small shapes that can be used to 'correct' brands on cattle
81	20" cast iron skillet with lid
82	Harness and tack for plough-mule
83	Three iron blades for ploughs
84	Rusty sickle
85	Five axe-heads in various sizes, just add handles
86	Sixty-two pounds of nails in an oily sack
87	Apache medicine bag
88	Three sacks of oats
89	20-pound Bag of flour
90	Plunger Detonator, 26 notches cut in box
91	Belt buckle big enough to hide a derringer behind it
92	Basket of paper roses.
93	Letter promising a job in Machine, Montana. It's a month old.
94	Knife with an elk horn handle.
95	String of Five Wild Horses, Unbroken
96-00	Upgrade Your Horse (stackable)