Friday, April 22, 2011

Black Hobbits: Variant Classic D&D Class

A variant class inspired by posts by two of my favorite bloggers here and here.

Black Hobbits
Requirements: DEX 9, CON 9
Prime Requisite: STR and DEX
Hit Dice: 1d6
Maximum Level: 8

From Monsters! Monsters!:
“[Black Hobbits] does not refer to their skin tone, but rather to their political affiliations. They are physically the same as other hobbits, but are not nice people...Unlike normal hobbits, black hobbits hair is black and wiry, and they are fully bearded (like dwarves).”

Black hobbits are outwardly plain, ordinary halflings--who have secretly devoted their dark little hearts to the cause of Chaos. Indeed their devotion to the cause runs so deep that all black hobbits are required to join the local branch of the Chaos Party (though the inherent divisiveness of such an organization has lead to a vast confusing array of splinter groups, internal tendencies, factions, and rump groups.)

Black hobbits share the same abilities and limitations as their comfort and law-loving brethren, though they possess a few special abilties particular to their class. At second level a black hobbit learns the ability of Agitation, a skill in which they can temporarily raise their Charisma score to 18 once a day when exhorting others to perform acts of mischief and mayhem. At 4th level they can do this twice a day, at 8th three times.

They also gain the ability at third level to manufacture little round black bombs, a small hand-held explosive device that deals out 1d8+1 damage in a 10-foot range. They can make one such bomb per week and 30 gp worth of material. At sixth level they can begin to make two bombs a week.

Black Hobbit Level Progression
Experience
Level
Hit Dice (1d6)
0
1
1
2,100
2
2
4,200
3
3
8,400
4
4
16,800
5
5
33,600
6
6
67,200
7
7
134,000
8
8

12 comments:

  1. I created a Black Hobbit character for either TFT or GURPS named Shaitan Nightshade. He had been a normal hobbit until he was captured by Orcs and indoctrinated. He was an assassin. The Cardboard Heroes set even had a hobbit assassin figure for him. I'll find him and post him here after the weekend.

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  2. Hobbit Anarchists... What is the Shire coming to?
    I also suppose that considering their bombing, and the fact that most occupied structures are holes in the ground, when they move into an area "There Goes the Neighborhood" might be said literally.

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  3. pesky little rabble-rousers! I always usedto run them as inveterate poisoners too

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  4. I thought black hobbits were just covered in coal-dust from working mines. That's what got them all radicalized. ;)

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  5. I want to play one! I've been making up black hobbit characters all evening. Which one to play: Emma Goldgirdle, Zander Berkbuck, Petercrow Potkin, Mickleback Hounym, Sackville and Vance-Eddy? How about that red capped illusionist from the next dark hollow, the gnome Chaumskey?

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  6. @Brett
    A hobbit assassin is brilliant. The sharpest knife is the one you never see coming.

    @DocStout
    The Black Hobbit knows that the Shire is rotten to its bourgeois core. The Black Hobbit knows that no halfling is a beautiful and unique snowflake.

    Oh no, wait, wrong meeting...

    @Ragnorakk
    Hmm...poison now that I may need to add to the class description--and little curvy daggers too.

    @Trey
    No, no that's "Black Lung" not hobbit. Btw I am severely bummed Hazel Dickens that famous Appalachian singer of a song about said disease passed away today.

    @Druno
    This would be the only way I'd play one of these little buggers myself. How about Little Bilbo Hayward?

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  7. I finally got my hands on Monsters! Monsters ! again a few years ago in a "facsimile edition". Fun but not nearly as interesting as I remembered. Great cover though...
    why do you have a picture of me on this post? ; )

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  8. @Scott
    I thought you best personified the ethos of the BH.

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  9. Hazel Dickens: http://blogs.wvgazette.com/coaltattoo/2011/04/22/sad-news-hazel-dickens-has-died/

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  10. Hey Cake: I haven't been here this week and wanted to pop in and say it was great to see you on my blog. I also sent you an email wishing you a Happy Passover.

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  11. I saw, that's awfully neighborly of you (even if you are on the other side of the continent and and all).

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  12. If I could teleport you some chocolate peanut butter pie, I surely would. Now I'll have to play around in the lab. See if I can create a good chocolate peanut butter cake.

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