Ten Friggin Hill Cantons Wizards

 

10 Wizards of the Hill Cantons

#	Name	Description
1	Magister Dobromil the Cauterizer	Specializes in magical “cleaning” of reality leaks. Wears four layers of waxed robes and insists all visitors wash their souls before entry. The air around him crackles with sterilized regret.
2	Varja of the Missing Spine	Lithe, flexible, and disturbingly serpentine. Her spinal column was traded for divinatory power. She reads the future in spilled tea, broken shoes, or bird-vomit.
3	Old Master Šefl	Once ruled a petty hilltop canton via owl-based spellcraft. Now mostly senile, though still accidentally casts spells when startled. Keeps an entire aviary of sarcastic owls.
4	Ezvérin the Theoretical	Has never cast a spell in his life. Holds seven academic posts, all self-declared. Writes constantly about imaginary schools of magic. May be the most dangerous man alive if proven right.
5	Alzběta the Rinderpest	Her spells all involve contagion, rot, and beautiful skin. Always impeccably dressed and smells like roses and fever. Keeps a cadre of plague-dabblers on retainer.
6	Seňor Kuzma of the Whispering Socket	Wears a massive bronze headpiece over a cursed third ear that receives whispers from unknown planes. Claims his left kneecap is a portal seal. Accepts payment only in antique teeth.
7	Jarka the Inverted	Lives upside-down in a gravity-shifted dome. All her spells are reversals. Speaks backwards when angry. Collects regrets in glass jars.
8	Doctor Radislav Prst	Medical thaumaturge and reluctant necromancer. Believes in “ethically recycled souls.” Offers reanimation for emotional closure.
9	Petty Thaumaturge Sima the Keen	Specializes in extremely minor magics: reheating tea, untangling strings, smoothing mustaches. Surprisingly powerful due to sheer obsessive mastery. Runs a competitive spell-dueling league for petty magicians.
10	Thrice-Woven Halyna	Exists simultaneously in three separate locations at once, usually misaligned. May respond to questions you haven’t asked yet. Appears cloaked in shimmering, shifting timelines. Collects forgotten birthdays and misplaced intentions.