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And now the News
from the Hill Cantons...
It is over. The Lords Temporal have met
and decided on our next Overking. In a shocking upset for both the
favored Steeplejacker and Lisping Norker candidates, Uberduke Heimlic
of Popradu and Under-Prince Yohann-Pavol Legitimus, Wildgraf
Bodegast, youngest brother of the departed monarch and head of the
Grimbibber will don the deo-fox robes and lich-garland crown of
state.
Huzzah!
Assuming the name Radulf II, the
new Overking has promised an aggressive rollout of the hitherto opaque and secretive program An End to All Things. Keeping to
long tradition all of the losing candidates have been smothered with
velvet pillows—with the notable exception of Koza the Regimental
Goat who is said to have fled his stall in the Black Army barn
last night.
Dead first in our dear new Overking's
local appointments is the new Cantonal Viceroy, Ropucha
Rigygtzenacht, former Surveyor-Lord of Canton Departments
Both Hilly and Forested (and reputedly dead). The self-described
“frog demon nationalist” has announced that the first 200 days in
in office will include plans to deflate the supply of electrum
pieces, “feed half the poor to the rest of the poor”, free sexual
access of the upper nobility to the livestock of the commons (an
obvious pandering to the defeated Steeplejackers) and the
construction of a massive White Ziggurat just outside Marlinko.
Huzzah!
In Marlinko still literally
up and arms about the War Bear March on Pohansko—and hotbed of
“Kozer” activity—the cantonal Rada has met in emergency session
to reportedly (and incredibly) consider “Marlexit,” a
secession from the Overkingdom proper. Meanwhile several dungeons, both new
and restocked, still remain free to loot, pillage and die
ignominiously and forgotten in.
Well, that elicited a bit of a grin, even if things in the real world are still just as grim. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteMarlexit! :) Beautiful, just beautiful.
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