Tuesday night saw a tragic turn in the
FLAILSNAILS world when Ba Chim, that hitherto long-surviving
scamp of a New Hampshirean landknecht-dandy, was claimed by the
bloodthirsty and capricious dice-gods who cruelly took his 12 hit
point life by anti-climatically slipping from a rope on a routine
climb just moments after the party slew the resident godling,
Grandfather Tiger, in his gabled Feral Shore temple.
But as Sarah Silverman once famously
said “when life gives you AIDS, make lemonaids” (so terrible,
sorry) and after a long debate by the (cheapskate) party around the
various life-raising options, it was decided to pull the elf from the
sun-deprived arms of the maidens under the Holy Oak in the Valley of
Am'est and have the Willie Nelson-esque High Druid of Svat the
Four-Faced reincarnate his foppish ass.
I am not ashamed to admit that I fully
approved of subjecting a player to the mercy of that chart having had
a history of frequent abuse of that chart back in the ye old hoary
day of soulless AD&D elves. Watching those elf-heavy parties
slowly morph into a motley crew of talking badgers, boars and gnolls
was too priceless. With the surviving players going
on about using the non-standard, goofy-ass critters I love to throw
at them on a custom chart I knew I had to do it (also a good excuse to catalog all my custom monsters in a single post).
Roll a d24
- Norker
- Grotmen
- Polymuf
- Qol
- Micronaut
- Grugach
- Ghost Minotaur
- Serpentwoman
- Kirbyesque Space God (in protean form)
Punchline: meet Ba Chim the Wereshark.
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