Ten Marlinko Townies To Annoy Your Party With

#	Name	Description
1	Mother Feketa	Mummified, animate matriarch who rules her tenement block from a tub of heated mud. Gives quests in exchange for gossip and scented soaps.
2	Pan Jaroslav the Blue	A melancholic duelist who fights only on Tuesdays. Claims to be 132 years old. Lives in a roofless manse.
3	Radu of the Clock-Spine	Hunchbacked watchmaker with a literal mechanical spine. Can rewind time 3 seconds—but only once a week.
4	Cousin Ondrej the Not Shark	Local loudmouth and self-proclaimed revolutionary. Knows every secret, none of them true. Smells like fish.
5	Auntie Lujza	Retired god-botherer. Still receives faint signals from long-dead deities. Collects divine offal.
6	Velko "the Slightly Transparent"	Permanently half-phased into the ether. Mostly helpful, sometimes screams with voices not his own.
7	Tatka and Patka	Siamese-twin tax assessors. One is lawful evil, the other deeply chaotic good.
8	Father Svoboda	Defrocked priest of the Sun Lord. Drinks heavily. Carries sacred honey cakes.
9	Anka the Sighing Widow	All five of her husbands died in tragic, yet somehow hilarious ways. Her tears summon minor spirits of pathos.
10	Bohumil the Devourer	Town bureaucrat with a vast appetite for paperwork. Secretly a minor demon of municipal efficiency.