The Ten People You Meet in Hill Cantons Prison

Hello remember me, people? 

Insert the usual round of excuses about life, work, the difficulties of this period, etc. But hey I am writing again and finished writing up Revoca's Great Aviary--you know six years later--and in typical neuro-diverse way three other adventure sites that I have been running the family unit through (oh yes weekly Hill Cantons game has been a joy again). 

But hey just for chuckles here is a snippet of new content. 

10 NPCs Found in a Hill Cantons Prison

	Name	Description
1	Hort Kvášek, Also Known as the Blood-Pigeon	Former contrada mocker turned prison fixer. Smuggles messages via trained hissing roaches. Speaks only in rhyming prison slang and never explains it.
2	Lazlo of the Scabrous Tongue	Mountebank sentenced for impersonating an archpriest in a municipally unsanctioned long con. Claims he was mostly accurate. Offers unsolicited life advice and fake blessings.
3	Velmira of the Burning Fan	Political prisoner and leader of the banned Society of the Resplendent Breeze. Composes inflammatory poetry using lice ink and parchment made from fingernails. Charismatic and deadly serious.
4	Brother Hromek	Feral ex-monk of a Sunlord brotherhood imprisoned for illegal thaumaturgical animal baptisms. Whispers theological riddles in his sleep. Attracts rats.
5	Tereza "the Window"	Obsessed with escape. Has not succeeded, but has memorized every stone, guard schedule, and dream-port in the wing. Claims her nose can smell “structural weaknesses.”
6	Zeno of the Twelve Names	Believes he’s been 12 different people throughout his sentence. Each day, he is someone new—today, a minor fey noble; tomorrow, a retired sausage inspector. Surprisingly consistent combat skills.
7	Gül the Scarred	Stoic mercenary sentenced for refusing to pay a ransom fee. Keeps to himself unless offered a game of knucklebones or a decent philosophical debate. Covered in ceremonial dueling scars.
8	The Bogtrotter	Mysterious figure from the marshlands. Wears a mask made of stitched cattails and claims to be unjustly imprisoned for “swamp-related matters.” Might be a literal swamp spirit.
9	Old Jarka	Elderly matron jailed for punching a visiting satrap in the groin during a harvest parade. Claims to have no regrets. Fiercely respected among inmates and the prison kitchen staff.
10	Urosh the Complainer	Chronic kvetch and long-term inmate. No one remembers what he was originally jailed for. May in fact be the prison’s soul-bound spirit or simply very annoying. Hums obscure protest songs.